Here are 25 ways you can tell you may be an addict:
- A ten minute walk takes you 40, because you can’t not take a picture of that cloud/bird/ park/hobo’s shoe/traffic light/muddy Tesco bag…
- Where some can’t eat before saying grace, you can’t eat before taking a picture.
- You can’t wash up your empty plate unless you’ve taken a picture of that too.
- You fit the scene to the filter you want to use.
- You culled any friends that don’t use Instagram – how are you going to keep up with them if you can’t follow them?
- You considered having a child to gain more followers with cute baby pics.
- You take at least four photos of your feet per week day.
- You avoid telling people you’re unemployed by listing your occupation as “photoblogger”.
- You are saving up your dole money to buy Instaglasses.
- When others take arm length photos it just looks lame. When you take them, its art.
- You believe that Facebook buying Instagram was the first sign of the apocalypse.
- You frown upon people who possess real cameras. I mean, why didn’t they just get an iPhone?
- You have stopped an old woman in the street to take a photo of her as she just looks so… deep, man.
- You clean your bathroom more than any other room just to make sure those mirror photos are flawless.
- You bought a dog just to have a willing subject to pose for you.
- You don’t even like coffee, you just like the way it looks in sepia.
- You have 14 pairs of novelty sunglasses, solely for photos.
- Your last relationship ended when you found out they just didn’t “get” your pictures.
- You can’t believe that no one’s talent spotted you yet.
- You consider uploading 40 photos a day to be unproductive.
- You know if you printed your photos on canvas, you could easily sell them for £3,000 each. But who wants to be a sellout?
- You organize InstaMeets on a weekly basis.
- You follow more than 700 Instagrammers, but only to prove that your photos are better than theirs.
- You spend a good 30 minutes rearranging your food/desk/friends/family to get the perfect set up.
- You have got into a fight over taking a photo of someone without asking.
Natalie Bobian
10/22/2012
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